This week we discuss the darkest timeline. QAnon, Cicada 3301, doing barrel rolls, alternate reality games, and making sense of the meaningless. Share, and enjoy.

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Mark's had a tough couple of weeks, and he's boiling mad (almost literally). Bryan debuts his super evil new voice which hurts after a few minutes. We talk about disappearing cat poop, tulpas, aliens, and movies.

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This episode is an Ouroboros. Somehow, everything winds up full circle. Fleas have Bryan questioning his very sanity, Monstark wants people to use critical thinking on Social Media, and we respond to a message from a listener. Buckle up, it's a long, bumpy ride.

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This week's been a little rough. Bryan's dealing with a massive flea infestation and sleeping on a mattress on the floor. Yet WE PREVAIL! This week we talk about why in the HELL anybody would actually want to live in San Francisco.

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May 24, 2018

Episode 22: Shrunk

This week, Bryan's yelling at kids to get off his lawn. Then, Monstark's tales from the video rental store! Also, our tips for which shitty pizza chain you should frequent if you're "woke." Finally, a long psychotherapy session. The first 20 minutes of audio isn't totally perfect (it's fine), but the other 3 hours are juuuuust great, don't you worry. This week's music is "Shrunk" from Aesop Rock's album "The Impossible Kid."

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This week, it's Kanye fever! Plus Monstark talks of his moment in the sun, Seattle's Creature-Con, more politics, the Dunning-Kruger effect explained, Stephen Hawking's theories of the multiverse, and much much more that I can't really remember right now. I was a little high.

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April 5, 2018

Episode 19: #RIPAlias

This week, we talk about the tragic passing of legendary producer and rapper Alias of Anticon, WonderCon, Mark's new bestie and road trip partner, tekashi69 and the Icy Hot Stuntaz, Bryan's checkered past, cannabis and politics (again), and train safety.

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It's the last in-person Monstark & Me for the forseeable future! Mark has abandoned Me and has moved to Portland! This week we discuss our high-school experiences, obsessions, compulsions, and weaknesses. Also, listen to find out what prestigious award we've won!!

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This week, Bryan is all sorts of riled up. We discuss Applebees' new Dollar L.I.T. (which should be LIIT, but whatever), Hawaii's medical marijuana laws and guns, hypebeasts, and music. Share, and enjoy!

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